Loading ...This one arrived just on time….
You could call it ridiculous. I did.
But there’s still no denying that this is indeed a very unique t-shirt. Apparently, according to the manufacturer, with a simple flick of the switch, you will go from anonymous punter to the life of the party. If anyone can confirm this to be true, I would love to hear from you….
…except if this is you. It’s available at latestbuy.com.au, an Aussie site with a bunch of cool gadgets and toys. WARNING: Don’t leave your credit card lying around while browsing latestbuy - impulse buying on this site is waaay too tempting. If you have a few mins to spare, do go and check out latestbuy.com.au. It’s a gadget dude’s paradise!
Gadgets aside, Latestbuy is also good for a bit of textual entertainment. Read the salesman’s pitch they have offered for this timely tee…
You remember Flavor Flav from the rap group Public Enemy, right? He was the “zany, kooky and straight-up wacky” one who wore big clocks around his neck (and top hats) to prove he could always “tell people what time it was”?
Back in the 80s and 90s, when Flavor was at his tastiest, he saved us all the hassle of having to look down at our wrists – instead, we simply checked out his chest. It was funky, fun and completely functional…and though Flavor’s time may have come and gone, his contribution to the clock-watching community lives on in spirit – which brings us to the f-f-freshest arrival on the timepiece scene - the Digital Clock T-shirt - which is a kind of space-age homage to the man who made “yeaaaah, BOY!” one of our favourite catchphrases.
This comical addition to your party wardrobe runs off 4 x AAA batteries, which are discreetly hidden in a little pocket inside the shirt.
Digital Clock T-ShirtWith a simple flick of the “on” switch (located on the discreet battery pack), you can go from anonymous punter to “life of the party”…and after a night spent drenching the shirt with sweat, simply remove the battery pack and give it a hand wash.
Then you can put in a new set of batteries and give your fellow party-goers a real show, switch modes from throbbing to flashing – or using the stopwatch feature, see how long it takes for your stingy mate to shout the next round.
Up for a bit of mischief? Set the clock an hour ahead (or behind) and jump on a bus or train – then watch your fellow commuters work themselves into a lather as they try to figure out whether daylight savings has started. It also makes a great gift for those among us who suffer from terminal lateness.
Make’s you just want to buy three of ‘em right now, huh!
I know I have done a fantastic job of selling this unique t-shirt. Click here and buy it right now. Go on. Do it.
And there I leave my pushy salesperson tactics to rest. I still reckon I should be nominated for salesperson of the year though….
